If you give your reader the option to leave, they will.
There’s a very old, vile, utterly profane joke
That I will not tell here because:
But it is so well-worn and so well-revered
Among some of your favorite stand-up comedians 🤣
That they made a phenomenal documentary about it.
The premise of the joke
Is that it is very long-winded
Way too long for any comedian to ever tell
WithOUT being funny
The “punchline” of the joke then
Is that there is no punchline at all
Or rather, it is that the teller of the joke
Just made you sit through
A disgusting, awful, repugnant, blasphemous, terrible, awful, no good, very bad
But sadly, for the poor schmuck listening
It is too late
Their cruel fate was sealed
When they “decided”
To sit through every last word of it.
See if this helps:
Notice even in this email
There WAS never
And WILL never
Be any kind of
“Dear, So and So”
It gives you that brief, momentary window to
P.S. “The Aristocrats!” was directed by Gilbert Gottfried: 1955 – 2022. Go in peace, playful one 🙏
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